Some say there is no time like the present to have a Dodgy Day Quest, a bit of a chat in Sparkley's Garage and a quest for a world record for the number of highly questionable silly words and popping up of pictures that seem of little use and fulfill no basic need when trying to learn the honest truth.
Believe it or not,
some say that the BBC has even reported this post to mods as
not the best of British.
Did you notice that just like fox hunting,
tradition in British and European Sports Cars never embraced contemporary JDM Style such as Jinba Ittai
Horse and Rider as One nonsense, with the Brits instead loving their
romance with traditional marques while being terrorised by the Prince of Darkness....
Pip Pip Tally Ho.
However Jinba Ittai as oneness means that in order to be
Stable, Racing Into
Corners
Every
Day, the rider would actually need to be in a different position on the horse in order to set himself up for a clean entry redolent of
Racing Stable congregations of vapor.
Just imagine now Pommie MX5 club outings so reminiscent of tradition reflective in hunting and foxes....
Like when a freezing male Pommie driver seeking something to warm his Scone, says...
You can't hunt ! when given little comfort by the navigator saying
wear the fox hat mate. And of course the hairdresser car myth can now be proven because Australian drivers don't like leaving their mates behind while pommie drivers are happy to hold on to a good chap's
penis after a pint or two.
Some say if you can ration all lies,
interesting people can give you decent involuntarily responses that make you feel happy that make you feel life life's worth living, and yes there is a strange love such as
involuntary response, rusted in antecedent or nature's fascination, arising from just looking at an interesting Sparkley from both sides now, from both her clean and dirty side. Funnily enough, if you think about it hard enough, Sparkley can be so clean and yet so dirty, a
clean machine but yet dirty under her skirts if she wore them.
So thoroughly deserving of a good clean makeover on a dirty dodgy day made up with a little help from
the gang in Sickopedia, Sparkley first demanded this her chat garage cleaned up. Naturally one can imagine it like a shot in the face, a good
BANG and the dirt is gone.
BANG gang volunteering to provide specimansBut before you can see that dark matter in hyperspace that
Canadian songbirds note is coming from both ends now you need to
remove the cover up, the clouds that block the sun, that some say appears to be actually shining out. So why not find balance in the fascination/cringe factor in a fantastic voyage heralded long ago and now a reality reminiscent of an
imaginary endoscope seeking both god given and devil's advocate aspects of group imagination combining to the tune of a daydream
believer in insight challenging the stuff of good sports in the background spinning out alternative facts/convenient truths from
spicks and specks deep in the recesses of hyperspace.
Spicks and specks spawning alternative facts that our minds can dig up and join like dots, to provide
a trail of breadcrumbs or simply a vision to the cracks in the ice of indifference caused by tiny ripples of hope reminiscent to baby boomers. For example the countless tears jerked by punishing antecedants which penetrate
vulnerable imaginations can also be seen alongside tiny ripples of hope in this crystal ball foretelling of pompous institutions once not giving tuppance, now giving back big bags full of crumbs to
the little one's they once ceremoniously rewarded with
Mars bars.
So in clearing out, decluttering or flushing bulldust from between the ears, some of these breadcrumbs like dots can be put to paper as fully digested brain food emerging from an
annus horribilis that happened once upon a time and now recorded in memorandum.
Today's MemoOnce upon a time the world was
looking for answers for the unimaginable senselessness, the lack of sense provided in
reflections upon distorted reality that
took centre stage back in the sixties.
Now thanks to Google we can search startling facts in the memo that will by rational argument, rattle our cages, debunk our beliefs, bust our commonly held myths and even pull us from the wreckage of our silent reverie given in loyalty and deference to our beloved Jinba Ittai warrier creed because the data so many base everything on, is inaccurate.
Behold the evidence dug up in the memo of an international conspiracy, reflected in the treachery of images below exposing the true retro-ism of the NA found at a price of
real truth that we ought to value.
What is it worth to the MX5 community to own a little part of this
history and treachery of image in respect of the origins of the NA ? What is the hidden cost discovering how the startling facts underpinning these images were dug up and can we find it through power of mathematical deduction ?
Establishing Context for This MemoUnlike some, this memo is better than boring fact, it is a stimulating scoop, an innuendo and metaphorically free expos'e on the NA that proves that its sixties British retro-ism is nothing but the truth in a circular argument. An example of this logic is how we might fathom
this premise argued out in the context that
time changes everything because the times they are changing for
SWMBO because money can
buy happiness when your in for a penny and in for a pound, or preferably, up for
three Euros.
Alternative facts like these derived from BS as dusty substance that blows in the wind from the great outback can of course be rigorously examined by
pub testing before MX5 club events.
For example, the Toppling Tower of Pizza can be mathematically pub tested for dusty substance by differentiating the change in slope with respect of time, explained by 97 MXV's assistant
Nancy, who was thankfully taken off the streets and given ample opportunity to hone her reflective writing skills living in a glass room euphemistically called the cone of silence. Thanks to Nancy's willingness to assist, we can quantify change simply in this case for example, by differentiating (finding the derivitive) the changing slope of the tower as a function of time in these identical images.
Simply old slope at time t______________________Vs new slope at time t+dt, (dt = interval between images influencing the rate of toppling).
Furthermore some say if only you had...
Been There while seeds were planted in a fertile imagination, then you would also have seen startling facts dug up purely by
chance with maybe a second chance for good dirt to be dug up as answers that you feel you need to have on something or someone you have never met, like a sig or avatar in hyperspace, like Nancy living in a glass room and like
an invisible man living in the sky and it is said, one who works in
mysterious ways.
The Canadians have a song if you listen to the lyrics while spending all of your time waiting for that second chance, for the break that will make it ok, then finding comfort and distraction in alternative facts
home grown in Sparkley's garage.
The Chinese have a name for that person, who if you listen intently to the pronunciation, are hinting, might actually live within us...
謎.
And now ladies and gentlemen, since
average Americans note the times they are a changin', its time for moving, its time for reminiscence by well matured Aussies once young and full of hope.
Like nature's way our chilling desire to
believe in bulldust to search for the holy grail or rendezvous with destiny, now is the time to find in this self proclaimed "
97MXV Memo" a secret dossier from now deceased British spy Christopher Steal's grandfather that exposes a surprise Japanese attack in the Engrish countryside so classified that
the answer we hear blowing in a divine wind is that some things will live in infamy.
Summary of Startling Facts exposed in the MemoIt is important to ensure what will live in infamy is this prophetic statement of Japanese intent discovered on brass plaques attached to chequered flag floor mats of these early NA's.
and this prophetic statement of intent discovered on brass plaques attached to engine bay cross braces of early NA's.
Those who can control their involuntary
coughs and finger responses will learn the classified dossier (itself spanning a number of cables and telexes punch taped together, was found in this rare document attache case monogrammed with the code word of the secret operation afoot.)
Available to Lucky Buyer !
It was hidden in
the sports car of a well known but secret Agent 86 of the sixties, who's secret ID number, would you believe, Toyota actually used for their latest
sports coupe.
The dossier included
this microfilm revealing that once upon a time, a Japanese British spy on a bicycle (Christopher Steal's grandfather) rode not half, but 5 tenths of a mile with a hidden camera to capture strange meeting of Engrish horse and skinny Engrish fibreglass replicar of an NA, popular with trendy types despite its poverty pack cast iron crank, 4 speed box and open diff, 4.5 inch wide rims and non EFI 8 valve only engine and name stolen from the
Chinese Lotus Flower.
By a twist of fate the
Aussie trained Japanese engineer in charge of the then secret
Roadster project got all confused by the goings on in the microfilm between that Engrish Steed, the Engrish horses and that apparently Engrish geisha, Mrs Peel, with those
noisy Americans and gave the NA not man appeal, but horse appeal.
Jinba Ittai !That's why 97MXV can imagine himself like Steed, but at one with a more willing horse than he was used to.
But the truth is that for some, the appeal of the NA actually transcends being at one with a horse, The dividing line is now blurred, it is no longer a binary choice of horse or rider, black or white or even pink or brown, but relates to something planted in a younger brain more appealing, namely the basic appeal of being engaged in cunning linguistics, with say
M Appeal for example.
Size does matter...startling facts now reveal sizable lengths gone to by engineers faithful to horse appeal aka Jinba Ittai, as compared with man appeal aka M Appeal. Some Say also that Jinba Ittai and its combining of horse and rider as one is Japanese alternative to Engrish Lotuses shown below in Chinese male/female 69 style embrace known as Yin Yang.
Verses the
Yabusame inspired Jinba Ittai.
And would you believe, an NA's divine wind in the hair feeling also appealed to a tiny minority of hairdressers because they could look back and more easily imagine the answer must come from
complete acceptance felt by Kamikazi pilots, some say when
diving in divine winds to the sound of a terrifying
bugle/organ.
So yes, for some aging male baby boomers there are connections with the NA planted in the brain long ago in respect of a somewhat appealing X Factor lost on Japanese engineers not surprisingly finding themselves
once again screwed by the Yanks.
Think of it simply as the Yanks publicly stimulating blood flow to the head with their public
master debating, are now privately
turning Japanese like one who springs to mind in this international conspiracy,
Christopher Steal's grandfather.
Some say too much information, so like reality TV, that last link was a censored link to a fake British Willy Wonker in a chocolate factory who begs many to declare....
Mate, we didn't come down in the last golden shower like a New York septic tank, full of it.
Some say that Wonkers come down when
The Price is Right....but use the following logic to work it out for yourself.
Breaking the CodeSo lets work it out, lets argue putting
some money where the mouth is...but is the $100 AUD price the correct order of magnitude ? Even though part of the secret in the dossier was originally encryted in yen, it can now be decrypted by 97 MXV researcher Ravi, in
this formula then converted
here and not forgetting the
secret 20% discount, it is then rounded out to the nearest $100 AUD via a very distracting totally rational
circular argument as a significance test of the plausibility of the memo' s worth in establishing this binary choice
10100110011100 that links to this code...JPY 10652.
10562 solicits a call to arms from the faithful using their decryption sequence aka
an enigma code ...
9=S : 5=E : 6=N : 7=D : 1=M : 0=O : 8=R : 2=Y.
That's because 10652 mapped 5=E : 6=N : 1=M : 0=O : 2=Y is the universal right stuff that makes the world go round and creates a
fascinating enigma for some poor
beggar of the question trying to work out what is written in stone so close to the Bridge of Death but carried instead by the arms of an angel into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.
So literally half of mankind must now turn a blind eye to answers blowing in the wind, startling facts presented to say a gardener as substantially enhanced
points of view as a vision planted in the brain leaving him sowing his seeds while
he was sleeping, needs now to be celebrated so the vulnerable like Sparkley no longer fear
guilt trips from thought police. A vulnerable female like Sparkley can now escape, can cast off her automotive persona and drive all night like a bat out of hell to be on this stage and relate in her way to
you her beloved MX5 community, which is a better look than this garage chat appearing to turn Japanese just to flog a dead horse before its time is up.
, Sparkley now has a new Ogura Racing Clutch, and ultra low km 6 speed transmission previously collected and prepared earlier for this moment to arrive. 
Speedo Module hiding behind storage tray.
but much quieter with only the slightest rattle just audible on occasion 
consensus with NitroDann: 
