It's been a month since I've entertained you all with words!
Here goes.
Winter is cold.
Winter is dark.
Winter is wet.
Nothing has happened.
....Winter also turns me into the kind of poet people wish they didn't have to listen to, and I'm a bit over a week into quitting smoking for the second time. this basically means I swear a lot more, for apparently no reason. But most importantly, no homicides, and no smokes!
I'm now a master at removing my dash cluster. Turns out it's really easy, even when the plug for the speedo cable is facing down.
I've polished the front of the cluster, it has had marks on it since day dot, and it finally got to me (day 1 of quitting)
"While I was in there" I decided to run a wire from the speedo to the ECU so the ECU knows how fast the car is going, the internet informed me that even if my car didn't have cruise control or an OBD-II ECU, the sensor and wires would still be there.
The internet lied to me.
(Picture stolen from Droo)

Early NA6s have a cluster as picture on the left. Nearly everyone else on the planet has a cluster as pictured on the right.
What's missing is a reed switch, which can be purchased from jaycar for $2.00, or from china for $0.20 - difference in price is purely delivery time. I chose the jaycar $2 item, because now it's actually in the car, tested and working. The china item would be about a month away still.
The reed switch is a "normally open" 16mm switch, the jaycar model number is "SM1002" - but nearly any reed switch will probably do the job, you just need to mount it as close to the speedo shaft as possible to pick up the magnet that's in the speedo cluster.
I took zero photos of this process, except for this one of the completed happening:

One end goes to any point marked as (-) on the back of the cluster (ground) and the other side goes off to connect to the ECU via a bullet plug thingy so I can still remove the cluster in the future. In the ECU it's connected to DI2, which is internally pulled-up to 12V, so there's no "hacks" or resisters involved, one end goes to ground, the other to the ECU, tell the ECU what pin it's on, and you're done. The pulses/km I had to enter into TS is 2500, gear ratios I got off the FM website, and now it knows how fast I'm going, and what gear I'm in.
Huzzah.

The VSS line on the graph is a bit fuzzy, but that's probably because my speedo wobbles (ie: i need a new cable) - nothing actually gets done with this information in the ECU, it's just for logging at this stage. If the ECU ever needs to know exactly how fast the car is going, I'll replace the cable. The first "jump' in hears is actually slowing down with the clutch in (engine RPM drops quicker than the speed which looks like a gear change tot eh ECU) - maybe it will become more accurate if I wire the clutch in too?
After having an LED light bar in my possession for the better part of 6 months and being unable to bring myself to cut the bumper to mount it "correctly" I've mounted it in the mouth, under the number plate. It will probably have to come off when the hot weather comes back, or be mounted differently. Future-Cus' problem!

Not the best shot showing what's going on, but there's a train station and fog, so what it lacks in detail it makes up for in artistic fluff. The LED bar is not fully wired in yet, the rain needs to piss off and let me do my thing, or maybe I can be rid of this cold by nearly killing myself with hypothermia.... I might give that a go.