Drop bears

ColinJ · Postby **ColinJ** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 10:21 pm

I would be grateful if fellow soft top owners would share their strategies for avoiding the threat of drop bears. (This post may be a day or two early)

Magpie · Postby **Magpie** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 10:24 pm

Species:plummetus
Genus:Thylarctos

Throw coat hangers into the trees.

StuwieP · Postby **StuwieP** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 10:39 pm

wear sunnies on the back of your head so they think you're looking up at them and stay hidden

manga_blue · Postby **manga_blue** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 12:00 am

Carry a large dog on the parcel shelf and lash it to the rollbar. Cats are useless.

davekmoore · Postby **davekmoore** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:28 am

Not usually found near roads.

If going off road, use Vegemite behind the ears.

Postby **beavis** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:43 am

Move to germany.

davekmoore · Postby **davekmoore** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:59 am

Marmite in Germany. Vegemite no good.

speed · Postby **speed** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:34 am

Duck and cover.

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Nevyn72 · Postby **Nevyn72** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:09 am

Drop bears aren't too much of a problem, it's those carnivorous tree climbing wombats that are the real threat! :shock:

Mr Morlock · Postby **Mr Morlock** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 1:04 pm

don't worry about drop bears- the current problem which is causing lots of consternation and stopping people from al fresco dining in lots of places are WASPS and that does not start with White.