Possible Sunday morning run for the spirited jdm drivers.

[Tezzax5]

AUZJDM

After being on a few safe, legal drives with you guys over time ( especially when the "Cool Kids" are up from Melbourne )

I'd like to come along and bring some of the older kids with if you don't mind

Tbro and a couple of others is who i'm thinking of ?

cheers

Terry S

[Novice1]

Keen to attend when I return from thailand. If ever I found the driving on any run beyond what I would call " safe" I would back off to a pace I was comfortable with.
Cheers Novice1

[The Stig]

Dear Chaps,

If those oddballs have returned the reasonably priced car and trusting the chaps at British Airways can get us both there in time for a Pimms and a wee nap, one may attend. Frankly I would do anything to be away from that nude Prince boy, always on the phone challenging me to a race, what a frightful chap.

p.s. will I need to bring my own digestives for the tea stops, or will you Orstralians insist I must eat those awful things called TomToms or some such.

Cheerio
The Stig

[manga_blue]

p.s. will I need to bring my own digestives for the tea stops, or will you Orstralians insist I must eat those awful things called TomToms or some such.

Fighting words there, Stig.
TimTam vs Penguin
http://nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/bisc ... p3?item=47

[tbro]

Dear Chaps,

If those oddballs have returned the reasonably priced car and trusting the chaps at British Airways can get us both there in time for a Pimms and a wee nap, one may attend. Frankly I would do anything to be away from that nude Prince boy, always on the phone challenging me to a race, what a frightful chap.

p.s. will I need to bring my own digestives for the tea stops, or will you Orstralians insist I must eat those awful things called TomToms or some such.

Cheerio
The Stig

WTF????????

Tezza, did you tell this bloke about Bellthorpe and the crops???????

So anyhow (have a winny) BackOnTopic:: I'll come for a Sunday morning run. Name the time and we'll meet up,drive and stop for caffine aplenty

Terry

[Tezzax5]

Tezza, did you tell this bloke about Bellthorpe and the crops???????



Hey Don't blame me...lol

All i know is when he eats ground up unicorn pubes and dance's to the Evita sound track he can create an instant car club...

for all we know he is

"THE STIG"

[tbro]

Tezza, did you tell this bloke about Bellthorpe and the crops???????



Hey Don't blame me...lol

All i know is when he eats ground up unicorn pubes and dance's to the Evita sound track he can create an instant car club...

for all we know he is

"THE STIG"

[The Stig]

p.s. will I need to bring my own digestives for the tea stops, or will you Orstralians insist I must eat those awful things called TomToms or some such.

Fighting words there, Stig.
TimTam vs Penguin
http://nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/bisc ... p3?item=47

Dear Mr Blue,

In order for one should enjoy a splendid cup of tea, one requires a stiff upper lip and a simple proper biscuit.

Therefore I provide for all of you Orstralians a visual, as some of my words may border on the longish.

This is a biscuit properly served with a cup of lovely Orange Pekoe.



However, this ghastly concoction is not.

[The Stig]

crops

drive

Terry

Dear Mr Terry,

I have stared at you words for many many minutes and I can only decipher a few.

The last time I was in the Antipodes driving in crops, I was doing some performance testing in the new JCB. I attach a photograph, as my words can be longish.



However, one night whilst I was curled up on my rattan mat trying to sleep in the blast furnace that you Orstralians refer to as the Queensland Summer. One of those BBC fools broke into the JCB and took it on a test run.

The Gents at JCB had their stiff upper lips sorely tested when I provided the photographic proof of the predictable results.

[The Stig]

All i know is when he eats ground up unicorn pubes and dance's to the Evita sound track he can create an instant car club...

Mr Tezzax5,

Quite frankly where do you antipodeans get your names from. I dare say its surely a result of way too much sunshine. As I was just saying to Lord Jeremy Fyfe-Snetherington-Ganthwaite-Fotheringtonbottom and, his gracious wife, Lady Virginia-Slewgate-Bottingthwarfe-Mewberry a few days ago, that we Brits have none of this Orstralian weirdness about our names.

Anyway I have no idea of what you refer to in your above statement. I however have been known to get quite rowdy when the teapot is empty and I retreat to the RPC, put on the cassette, and sing along with a few rousing renditions of Rule Britannia.

Toodle-Pip
The Stig

[tbro]

Yep, bloody POMS,

Thieving bloody poms, pinching a bloke quality Hydroponic crops, ain't nothin bloody sacred.

And who the f&*k eats arrow roots bloody bikkys except ya bloody nanna????? And then ya haven't got the sense to put bloody vegemite onit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No wonder they sacked ya.

Terry

[AUZJDM]

AUZJDM

After being on a few safe, legal drives with you guys over time ( especially when the "Cool Kids" are up from Melbourne )

I'd like to come along and bring some of the older kids with if you don't mind

Tbro and a couple of others is who i'm thinking of ?

cheers

Terry S

No worries mate, we should be going for a run this werekend either saturday or sunday, the local MX5 shop at Zillmere is having an open day