Explaining Dodgy day to the uninitiated
This is how to explain Dodgy Day to a noobie......
I feel I should put some perspective into this - because to a novice it might look a little daunting.
Jules (the Founder of the Honourable Brotherhood of Dodgy Gold Coast Chapter) is generally the man hosting the GCDD. We have had a number of hosts of the Brisbane Chapter (BCDD) - northside (BCDDN), southside (BCDDS).
Mummy (for that is what we call her - unless you are one of the few who have other names for her), is Jules' wife Tabatha (or Tabs). Mummy is known for naughtiness, niceness, and apparently Corey loves it when Mummy slips the tongue into a good night kiss (you had to be there).
The rest of the attendees come from the various rag tag bunch of MX5 driving reprobates from this forum
. Dodgy days serve a number of purposes. Working on the cars - anything. It could be as small as installing chrome valve caps, or as big as an engine replacement. We have done both in a day
. We drink beer. We $hit stir eachother (especially Wayne). We eat deep fried buffalo (chicken) wingz (credit to Wayne as he does cook them well), dipped in El Presidente's nuclear powered hot sauce and blue cheese dressing, and also now bbq cheese kranskys. Wives, girlfriends and significant others are always welcome - the girls (for the most part) chat and drink champagne although there are notable exceptions recognisable by their pink overalls..
And when we're done drinking, and eating, and fixing (and while we do all those) we $hitstir Wayne some more
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So when you see a dodgy day advertised, buy yourself a packet of screws, or some polish, or a motor and gearbox, and come and say hello, even if just to enjoy the hospitality
(and hang some $sh*t on Wayne - that's if he turns up at all
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Founder of the QLD Chapter of the Honourable Brothers of Dodgy.
Benefactor of the Perpetual Dodgy award - Inaugural year 2007.