97 MXV's NA8 Gender Transformation
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 6:31 am
Scoop !....the world's 1st ever MX5 Sex Change Operation posted up today April 1st 2017.
What if I start you up on some visuals and a bit of a garage chat about Jinba Ittai which has led to this Aussie innovation ?
To be perfectly frank, today is the day to have that Bit of a Chat about Jinba Ittai.
?
This bit of a chat begins with Darth, (as in Darth Vader) or Stealth, the names I gave my previous faithful horse, a black beauty that I imagined struck fear in the hearts of men.
A no bling NA8 thoroughbred black stallion that was built to function for my growing need for speed more like a fearless ninja warrior than some cute chick magnet thingy.
I did everything I could to de-bling it, to darken it, even smoking the indicator lights before removing the optional JDM rumble seats.
I ensured no detail could possibly appeal to stereotypical hair dressers....It was totally "Black Tuned" to reflect its dark side.
Riding with Darth I could imagine myself a proud macho warrier grooming a horse not hair dressing others.
Imaging faking First Prize with uncompromising Aussie style Jinba Ittai, horse and rider as one with the Japanese connection forged closer by a demonstrated love of train travel.
But today is the day for Darth to come out, to reveal its sex change from a stallion to a mare ! From crossing over the fine line between the pain of being raced to the pleasure of being RICED !
Darth had to endure the pain of being parted out with little pieces of its heart taken, leaving its body/chassis legal identity intact ready for a root and branch makeover of breathtaking proportions.
Revealed today is a gender transformation, but other days will bring a total transformation to a fully fledged Frankenstein Model NA8B stripped of its dark matter, and Green RICED rather than "Black Tuned".
Given these facts of life, it is possible to imagine a more feminine form of this creature's future....this creature of mine I call....Sparkley
To get your creative juices flowing, just Recomission the Tardis to go back to the future to see a Gender Transformation from a noble Black Knight to a Subversive Sparkley.
Thanks to Dr Who theme music and Photoshop,use this Vision of the Future to subvert all male senses and imagine feminine delight without a hint of pink.
Before-After Side by Side Comparison with Yin-Yang philosophy dominating Le Chatelier's principle right here in this 1997 SR Limited Eunos Roadster.
Sparkley's Past:
The SR Limited Roadster was a true limited edition, with only 700 manufactured. The signature colour scheme of the SR Limited was Sparkle Green, a left over Astina colour.
The defining specification of the SR Limited Roadster being the Sparkle Green colour and the chrome mirrors and wheels and Momo drivers airbag.
But underneath it was unique in combining a 1.8 BP engine with a 4.3 Torsen 2 limited slip differential and a lightweight flywheel, the pinnacle of Jinba Ittai art prevailing at the time.
The SR Limited was the NA series runout model, and only about half of the 700 were produced in Sparkle Green. (The other half were painted with a mix of all left over colours which physics tells us conveniently turns out to be the colour white).
Sparkle Green was also used along with plastic wood in the 1997 MX5 Berkely sold in the UK. Again only about 400 of these were sold. No Miatas were sold in Sparkle Green.
So in total, I am guessing less than 800 Sparkle Green MX5/Roadsters were sold, making them somewhat a rarity for those interested in such things a thing of beauty and joy forever.
Those Wheels
It took grit and determination to strip away the darkness from rare super lightweight 15 x 7 Enkei LM8s classic style banana rims. I was also determined not to go bigger than 15 inch wheels, particularly when polished. It is a fine line between classic polished rims and "boom boom chromies" and 15 x7 inch is my fine line between visual pleasure and pain and limit for unsprung weight in a road/track NA.
I was stunned when months later and $600 poorer, 4 beautiful things came back from the polisher so bright and shiny that even Liberace would be green with envy.
BTW Subversive Sparkley is also Safe Sparkley because with the change to shiny Enkies it became my duty to manage their magnetic attraction.
Painstaking research of past incidents finally discovered the hidden danger for passengers adorned in long flowing scarfs or bandanas.
Therefore an immediate ban was placed on obviously disappointed Swedish soccer fan passengers left behind sorry, by neck saving Duty of Care considerations.
In the Right Gear
So after deep consideration I have established the only special gear I will need to wear in Sparkley will be a cheesecutter cap, something I would have been so ashamed of in times past, but the safest way to ensure that Sparkley is more a Chick Magnet, than a Police Magnet.
This traditional hair covering will protect the wearer from those fateful days when the world stops..
When Sparkley resplendent in chrome mirrors is pulled over and dashcams record an Officer and a Gentleman soon to start his engine after a Bit of a Chat !
Having stopped, its a matter of starting over again, its a matter of pushing Sparkley's button before the Officer finds the time to find the Fool, find the Fake or fine the Inspiration !
Or looking at it another way and despite Sparkley's operation, that little man is in a car not a canoe and that button is an invitation to get going, to get a grown man started again !
To be continued on a more sensible day with more on that big red button. Mark my words, you'll feel the car come to life under your touch and your face will break into a grin... I promise.
What if I start you up on some visuals and a bit of a garage chat about Jinba Ittai which has led to this Aussie innovation ?
To be perfectly frank, today is the day to have that Bit of a Chat about Jinba Ittai.
?
This bit of a chat begins with Darth, (as in Darth Vader) or Stealth, the names I gave my previous faithful horse, a black beauty that I imagined struck fear in the hearts of men.
A no bling NA8 thoroughbred black stallion that was built to function for my growing need for speed more like a fearless ninja warrior than some cute chick magnet thingy.
I did everything I could to de-bling it, to darken it, even smoking the indicator lights before removing the optional JDM rumble seats.
I ensured no detail could possibly appeal to stereotypical hair dressers....It was totally "Black Tuned" to reflect its dark side.
Riding with Darth I could imagine myself a proud macho warrier grooming a horse not hair dressing others.
Imaging faking First Prize with uncompromising Aussie style Jinba Ittai, horse and rider as one with the Japanese connection forged closer by a demonstrated love of train travel.
But today is the day for Darth to come out, to reveal its sex change from a stallion to a mare ! From crossing over the fine line between the pain of being raced to the pleasure of being RICED !
Darth had to endure the pain of being parted out with little pieces of its heart taken, leaving its body/chassis legal identity intact ready for a root and branch makeover of breathtaking proportions.
Revealed today is a gender transformation, but other days will bring a total transformation to a fully fledged Frankenstein Model NA8B stripped of its dark matter, and Green RICED rather than "Black Tuned".
Given these facts of life, it is possible to imagine a more feminine form of this creature's future....this creature of mine I call....Sparkley
To get your creative juices flowing, just Recomission the Tardis to go back to the future to see a Gender Transformation from a noble Black Knight to a Subversive Sparkley.
Thanks to Dr Who theme music and Photoshop,use this Vision of the Future to subvert all male senses and imagine feminine delight without a hint of pink.
Before-After Side by Side Comparison with Yin-Yang philosophy dominating Le Chatelier's principle right here in this 1997 SR Limited Eunos Roadster.
Sparkley's Past:
The SR Limited Roadster was a true limited edition, with only 700 manufactured. The signature colour scheme of the SR Limited was Sparkle Green, a left over Astina colour.
The defining specification of the SR Limited Roadster being the Sparkle Green colour and the chrome mirrors and wheels and Momo drivers airbag.
But underneath it was unique in combining a 1.8 BP engine with a 4.3 Torsen 2 limited slip differential and a lightweight flywheel, the pinnacle of Jinba Ittai art prevailing at the time.
The SR Limited was the NA series runout model, and only about half of the 700 were produced in Sparkle Green. (The other half were painted with a mix of all left over colours which physics tells us conveniently turns out to be the colour white).
Sparkle Green was also used along with plastic wood in the 1997 MX5 Berkely sold in the UK. Again only about 400 of these were sold. No Miatas were sold in Sparkle Green.
So in total, I am guessing less than 800 Sparkle Green MX5/Roadsters were sold, making them somewhat a rarity for those interested in such things a thing of beauty and joy forever.
Those Wheels
It took grit and determination to strip away the darkness from rare super lightweight 15 x 7 Enkei LM8s classic style banana rims. I was also determined not to go bigger than 15 inch wheels, particularly when polished. It is a fine line between classic polished rims and "boom boom chromies" and 15 x7 inch is my fine line between visual pleasure and pain and limit for unsprung weight in a road/track NA.
I was stunned when months later and $600 poorer, 4 beautiful things came back from the polisher so bright and shiny that even Liberace would be green with envy.
BTW Subversive Sparkley is also Safe Sparkley because with the change to shiny Enkies it became my duty to manage their magnetic attraction.
Painstaking research of past incidents finally discovered the hidden danger for passengers adorned in long flowing scarfs or bandanas.
Therefore an immediate ban was placed on obviously disappointed Swedish soccer fan passengers left behind sorry, by neck saving Duty of Care considerations.
In the Right Gear
So after deep consideration I have established the only special gear I will need to wear in Sparkley will be a cheesecutter cap, something I would have been so ashamed of in times past, but the safest way to ensure that Sparkley is more a Chick Magnet, than a Police Magnet.
This traditional hair covering will protect the wearer from those fateful days when the world stops..
When Sparkley resplendent in chrome mirrors is pulled over and dashcams record an Officer and a Gentleman soon to start his engine after a Bit of a Chat !
Having stopped, its a matter of starting over again, its a matter of pushing Sparkley's button before the Officer finds the time to find the Fool, find the Fake or fine the Inspiration !
Or looking at it another way and despite Sparkley's operation, that little man is in a car not a canoe and that button is an invitation to get going, to get a grown man started again !
To be continued on a more sensible day with more on that big red button. Mark my words, you'll feel the car come to life under your touch and your face will break into a grin... I promise.