greenMachine wrote:Hmmm. Damaged? Or misaligned? My guess the latter, how do you damage a batch?

Honestly I don't know, didn't seek specifics. Either they were damaged in transit or there was some sort of production issue.
This was the size of the breaker. It's the width of the car. The biggest issue was stopping the engine rotating and basically, we couldn't.

But... I took on RS2000 and Custard's suggestions and put them together. It's not pretty, but if in doubt, get your dad involved...

Braces against the chassis rather than the ground. Fairly good spread of stress. Dad basically just yanked on the regular breaker bar (which is probabaly 80cm-1m long) twice to see how it went and everything came loose. Lifted the car a little when he did

Much joy, many celebrations - I don't have to pull the engine.
Unfortunately I'm away next weekend so rather than move things forward with dropping the subframe I closed everything up and will be back to it in a fortnight. Hopefully that weekend I can get the rest done. I gather it's a few bolts out of the gearbox, sump down, clean everything up, new pump, buckle it all back up.
In other news, if anyone has a stubbon crank pulley bolt in Melbourne, I have a ready made brace for you to borrow...