Sabre for his skillful application of brake fluid straight from his own clutch slave cylinder directly onto Wayne's bonnet, made all the funnier (and Dodgier) by his following up with Wayne's verbal realisation. \"Brake fluid is Hydro-whatever the ƒü¢k. Oh my God. Get it off, get it off!.\"
Sabre finally topped it all off in an ultimate Dodgy display, darting about like a headless chook, looking for a source of water, whist Jules calmly tipped his bottle of mineral water over the spill. A Golden moment for BSDD history.
Nomination 2
Fatty for accidentally ripping the door off his car on the garage frame one frosty evening, by forgetting that starting the car from outside - leaning in over the drivers door - with it parked in reverse and without the handbrake on will result in the car driving off without it's rider..... result - one white door and a bent fender
Nomination 3
Boags - for fearing he had completely lunched it by breaking a crank by setting the timing too high....................... no - that's right - he just forgot to put fuel in the car. Made all the more dodgy by the fact he employed large amounts of help to prepare to fix the (unbroken) crank.....
Nomination 4
Another one to Sabretooth - we in Brisbane all remember this one...... here's how to untension the crank bolt. Brace breaker bar against chassis rail....... turn key in ignition... whr whr crack psssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - oops there goes the gas from Jules' AC system.
Nomination 5
Yours truly - for reproving the theory that an uncompressible liquid introduced into a high compression environment - like an engine cylinder - will bend a conrod. And apparently for also reinstalling a motor and gearbox with my teeth
Nomination 6
A short but genuine nomination for Dodgy Steve for pretty much everything he's done.
Nomination 7
Stan the Man for the BBQed bushes makeover
Nomination 8
Mr Q nominated for hi understanding and forgiveness when the biggest bit of timber we could find in the backyard was smacked with a sledgehammer, resulting in the ingenious paintjob of the year.
Nomination 9
I have no details - only a photo. The guilty know who and how dodgy this is.
Nomination 10
Wayne, for getting himself up on a roof, losing his knob, losing his ball, being jacked up, unbolted, razzed and otherwise victimised, and still cooking the best damn wingz this side of Buffalo.
So there you have it - get your votes in.
Scores will be tallied by 16 September 2007, and the award announced in that next week.
